crayola crapola
occurs when a small peice of feces becomes wedged between the b-ttcheeks; despite endless wiping it will continue to leave fecal matter on the toilet paper. continuous wiping results in t-rd being rubbed down like the tip of a crayon.
i could have written a novel on toilet paper with that crayola cr-pola i just took.
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