crazy cactus lady
cra·zy cac·tus la·dy
/ˈkrāzē ˈkaktəs ˈlādē/
an teenager going through a “phase” that will probably last a lifetime. she own many plants and has a strange love (addiction) to cacti. even though she’s scared of labels, she calls herself a vegetarian, not a vegan, because she is scared of labels. she is almost dating that guy (that everyone is sure is g-y), but does’t call it dating because she is scared of labels. she has many friends, but doesn’t call them friends, because she’s scared of labels. she probably has some kind of label-phobia, but doesn’t want to know it because that would be another label (and she is scared of labels). crazy cat ladies don’t have a religion because while not scared of what happens after you die, she is scared of labels.
haley is a crazy cactus lady, but doesn’t admit it, because she is scared of labels
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