Crazy Daisy
a crazy daisy is a joke that a couple plays after having -n-l s-x when s-m-n is -j-c-l-t-d into the r-ct-m and then forcefully propelled by flatulence (see: c-m fart) onto a sleeping victim’s face.
“dude i c-mmed in julie’s -ss last night at the party and got her to crazy daisy josh so she went out into the living room and c-m farted it all over josh’s face! it was f-cking hilarious!”
the s-xual act of standing or laying next to a partner, and flailing your d-ck in quick frantic circular motions while p-ssing or c-mming. the act will simulate the 1990’s summer hose spraying toy “crazy daisy,” and will leave your partner sufficiently drenched in your fluids.
i was h-rny, and i had to take a p-ss, so rather than go downstairs to the bathroom, i just gave christi the ole’ crazy daisy.
a male who spontaneously and uncontrollably begins ejaculating, resulting in m-ss panic and hysteria…of a comedic persuasion depending on the circ-mstances.
sean was dancing with a girl and then went off like a crazy daisy! it was hilarious!
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