crazy straw
what one requires while drinking alcohol. must be certifiably insane and come in a padded box. epically awesome. warning: owner runs the risk of the straw breaking out at night and murdering you in your sleep.
allison: hey ty, i got a six-pack of mike’s hard lemonade.
ty: well, let me just get my crazy straw and let’s go to town and have an epically awesome night!
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