crazy wank


a crazy w-nk is wen u run around ur room masturbatin, kinda like a circuit and the aim is to get to the final destination (toilet) before j-zzin for example gettin to the toilet instead of j-zzin on ur carpet. you cannot miss out a part of the circuit otherwise it is cheatin
i’m very sure no amount of text will do this justice.
just try the crazy w-nk.

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