Cream Cheese Toaster
when you are t-tty f-cking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple br–sts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your s-m-n squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.
so my lady asked me for some t-tty t-tty bang bang last night and i gave her a cream cheese toaster.
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