Cream Fountain


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amus-m-nt.
highschool delinquent1: you should have seen the look on mr. faulkner’s face when he turned on the cream fountain for a drink, dude

highschool delinquent2: serves him right for failing us in pre-calc

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