cream in your jeans


to have a s-xual -rg-sm with only visual stimulation
your going to cream in your jeans when you see this hot, new girl
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when youwatch way too much p-rn and you just blow a load off in your jeans. it creams up your boxers and gets nasty after a while
yo man, i was watching some awesome p-rn the other night, and i creamed my jeans
cream in your jeans

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