cream of mushroom soup


often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from s-xual relations.
after months of antic-p-tion eva was anxious to try julian’s main course, his cream of mushroom soup
when a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.
sandy, i got cream of mushroom souped last night!
man juice; j-zz c-m the sh-t that comes out of you d-ck dude.
“have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of cream of mushroom soup yet”

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