Cream of nut soup


sp-nk, c-m, the hot steaming load!
mary was indecisive what to have for starters at the restaraunt… after peering down her ample cleavage the waiter cleared his throat and enquired ”would madam care for a healthy portion of cream of nut soup?”

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