cream on a bagel
a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to -j-c-l-t-. the last man to c-m has to eat the bagel.
bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all c-m but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel
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