cream puff
a fat, lazy, sedentary person, who would rather sit, watch tv, and eat a bowl of cream than do anything physical.
wow, he’s such a cream puff. he’s sitting on his -ss eating a donut while all his friends are outside playing football.
the act in which a guy shoots his load all over a girl’s p-ssy instead of inside it
kate wasn’t on birth control so i couldn’t give her a creampie. so, i blew my load all over her puffy mound, thus giving her a cream puff instead.
an overly sensitive male that doesn’t hold back any feelings or emotions. tends to fall in love quickly and is often quit clingy.
“i broke up with him yesterday and he cried like a baby. man, he is such a cream-puff !
someone who’s soft, and gets mistaken for a girl first time. sceney weenies straight killah
lyk omgz matt is tha biggest creampuff ever lawlz rotflmao !!
someone that is a short wimpy person
shut it creampuff. you got nothing on me
a white gay guy.
no jessica. don’t hit on that white guy. he’s a cream puff and will ignore you since he only likes other guys.
it’s like a creampie but, instead of letting it drip out you leave her plugged up with your d-ck while her pelvic region swells slightly.
charles: she would have overflowed, but i left her plugged up.
mike: i bet she enjoyed that creampuff
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