Creaming Soda
a variant of the jam donut, in which you -j-c-l-t- into your partner’s mouth, get them to blow bubbles with the s-m-n and then proceed to punch them in the nose so that their blood mixes with the bubbly s-m-n. hence a “creaming soda”
hey dude, i tried the jam donut once but i stepped it up a notch with my girlfriend the other day cause i figured i just liked creaming soda better.
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