creamy tomato soup


s-x move invented by a hacker/phone phreak.

you have to have earned your red wings and have the ability to enjoy eating your own s-m-n(jackingworld encouraged this on me).
phlux found his girl leaking menstrual blood, and requested the creamy tomato soup. he quickly -j-c-l-t-d on her v-g-n- and lapped it up with his tongue.

a variant of this move is the cream pie instead of -j-c-l-t-ng on the bl–dy v-g-n-.

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