Crease

to get knocked out or hit with a forced hard enough to bend the body in half. typically used when talking about jumping someone.
“did you hear about glo boys and migos?”
“yea man migos got creased! glo boys sn-tched their chains”
or
“dude did you see the seahawks kill the broncos last year in the super bowl?”
“yea man they creased them, peyton manning got creased by the legion of boom.”
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used in the uk as a slang word for funny, its unsure where the word started being used in this way but its one piece of slang that has swept its way across and is now used by most people in gb its due to the fact that something makes you laugh so much that your leaning over and cause your sides to “crease” tho its now used very over-commonly.
school teacher: billy get out the cl-ss, dont do that ever again

cl-ss: haha xd what a crease billy..
part of the womans body where you will find a crease (the v-g-n-)
swanton: hey boys, yall get any crease tonight?
boys:uh. yeah dad…?
in the shower with your best friend but having you normal bra over you sports bra, also eating a a pan of cake with a spoon and also listing to lady gaga now that is what we call crease
like malik huping the floor you would call that crease
vb. to strongly alienate, annoy, or otherwise irritate.
havin’ your boys ask you to do sh-t they’ve gotta do, but are too d-mn lazy to not do so, just f-cking creases me.

tim: hey bro, did you phone up james for the flex tomorrow?
alex: i’ve tried, but the man hangs up every d-mn time! he’s f-cking creasin’ me.

ron paul haters crease me.
new york’s hottest club. club promoter, tranny oakley, has gone all out. inside is just everything: lights, psychos, ferbies, screaming babies in mozart wigs, sunburnt drifters with soap-sc-m beards..
i went clubbing at crease with stefon last night. it was insane.
n. to create a impact and influence a direction or outcome.

v. creased, creas·ing, creas·es
“wow! you made a creased my decision, thank g-d!”

“you creased my way of thinking”
(verb) to have s-x with one’s b-tt crack. similar to t-tty f-cking, but with -ss meat instead. great option when hooking up with a girl with no t-ts but a fat -ss. see also: creased, creasy, creaser, creasing.
she didn’t want to have s-x so i asked her if i could crease.