Creased Jeans Moment
that moment when you collect your jeans from the cleaners shortly before you want to wear them for a hot date, only to realise they’ve had creases ironed right down the front of them and there’s no time to change.
d-mn this creased jeans moment – the cleaner’s ironed creases right down the front of my jeans and i’ve no time to change before my hot date.
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