Creation Scientist
creationist supporters who promote creationism (a.k.a intelligent design)as an alternative form of science.
creationsim is not science, but a form of philosphy.
“those so called creation scientist at town meeting were just trying to covertly insert religion into our science text books” bob said to his 10 year old son.
an oxy-moron. (with the emphasis on the latter.)
creation scientist: the big bang theory violates the first law of thermodynamics, and is therefore wrong. this proves that g-d created the universe.
real scientist: but creation by g-d also violates the first law of thermodynamics, so that theory must be wrong, too. you can’t have it both ways.
creation scientist: (pause) burn in h-ll!
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