Credit Crunch

a period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.
chris : alright mate, can you borrow me a score so i can buy some weed??

jools : ffs man, dont you know we’re in a credit crunch?!!
the best brand of cereal known to mankind, consisting of baked and toasted currency in yogurt wrapped cl-sters.
ian: “hey jim, what you having for breakfast?”
jim: “oh ian, i’m having some credit crunch!”
the cereal that chuck norris eats for breakfast
arnold schwarzenegger: “as the govenator of california, i will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!”

chuck norris: i eat credit crunch for breakfast!
a delicious and delightful cereal which will send your tastebuds to the moon. however, it is very expensive and costs pounds,pounds,pounds. yes. three pounds
jak : ” i’m hungry, what should we have for breakfast?”
mom : ” we’re out of f-ckin oreo’s. we’ll have to have some credit crunch!”
a high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. it’s the real breakfast of champions.
i’ve just had a bowl of credit crunch – now i can sell short all day without stopping to eat!
a term used to justify certain otherwise annoying or illegal activities that could have been, (but probably arn’t), bought about by the credit crunch.
when squeezing onto the end of the bar seats “oi oi, come on! move up – credit crunch!”
(not enough seats because of credit crunch)

when caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder “naah nevermind, credit crunch!”
(not enough urinals because of credit crunch)

caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, “sorry officer, credit crunch!”
(only one car because of credit crunch)

caught indecently exposing yourself outside, “sorry officer, credit crunch!”
(no clothes because of credit crunch)
a low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 pence (14.3cents) per day.
‘what do you have for breakfast’.
‘credit crunch’.
‘that is absolutely sh-te’.
‘the cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals’.