creeping tom
while stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority b-mper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. also, known as a creeping jane for females.
“look, that isuzu has a “s-ssy chick” sticker on the b-mper.”
“pull a creeping tom up there to get a better look-see. i think we got something.”
“weak dude, i let off my brake for that? she’s a 7.1 on the nailer scale.”
the act of rolling up on a girl in your car at less than 4 miles an hour, using the funamentals of creeping and peeping.
creaping toms must utilize creeping and peeping otherwise you’re not considered a creeping tom.
yo, david was an ill creeping tom on main street, he was creeping and peeping until the garbage truck almost ran over his ride.
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