creeping wizard
when a guy shoots his load all over a girl’s (or guy’s) chin, and the c-m commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white sp-nk dangles from one’s chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.
“dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?”
“oh bro, i blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!”
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