Creepist Points
an imaginary point system awarded for creepy acts, such as replacing the standard phone greeting of “h-llo” with “what are you wearing?” in a low breathy voice.
girl: i have a mustache on, candy in my pocket and a white van out back! creep points?
girl a: how many creepist points would i earn if i only called serena by the name of candy pants from now on?
girl b: 7, clearly!
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