Creepitude
creepiness, but with att-tude
at first i thought he was just creepy, but there’s something s-xy about his creepitude.
the act of being a creeper
you are chatting with a creeper roommate from another room. you look down at the screen to see the words “i see you” and look behind you to see said roommate standing behind you with a very creepy expression on their face. “you are such a creeper” you say. they reply, “indeed i am a creeper. but you’re just jealous to be lacking in my ill-strious creepitude. i’ve got mad skills and it takes a special kind of person to be able to pull off the act of creeping with finesse”
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