Creepy Johnson


a term used to describe a guy that has trouble with boundaries and is socially inept. a creepy johnson is one step away from full-on-stalker.
ex. 1:
i was dancing with my friends on the dance floor and some creepy johnson came up and started grinding on me!

ex. 2:
while i was in the elevator today, this creepy johnson was trying to smell my hair!!!!

ex. 3:
girlfriend(1) “what is your co-worker like?”
girlfriend(2) “i don’t know, he sorta gives me the creepy johnson vibe.”
girlfriend(1) “why?”
girlfriend(2) “he insists on calling me a goddess, he texted me 50 times a day, sends me thousands of e-mails, and has to be with me 24/7. oh and he wears speedos.”
girlfriend(1) “wow, that is so creepy johnson.”

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