Creepy Uncle
creepy uncle adj. n.:
a person, who through their actions and/or words, causes unease to others (male or female) by unnessesary or gratuitous s-xual advances.
“that man was getting all creepy uncle on me.”
“larry is sure a creepy uncle.”
1 more definition
when a gentleman secretly m-st-rb-t-s while the female partner is asleep in bed, using her -ss, face or just overall naked body for mind material to help -j-c-l-t-.
last night, this girl p-ssed out naked in my bed so i gave her the creepy uncle and wiped my hands on her socks.
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