Cregaytionist


a religious fundamentalist that leads a double life: on the one hand, he/she is an ardent apologist constantly -sserting his/her moral superiority over non-believers and skeptics of the dogma and/or doctrine that he/she defends with the usual staples of mendacity and breath-taking, deliberate ignorance. conversely, he/she hypocritically leads a secret life punctuated with the gay s-x he/she denounces as a d-mnable sin. also called: ted haggard syndrome
you ever see that fundie preacher with a woman? i bet he’s a total cregaytionist.

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