Creme bru-laid
when a woman hasn’t had for a while and her has practically closed on itself and you have to crack it open with a spoon.
“she hadn’t been in so long i ended up getting creme bru-laid last night”
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- one thing
when you and that special someone go out and have s-x on that day /.\ will you have a one thing with me?
- chewing bread
eating out a girl who isn’t into it. “bro, this b-tch last night wasn’t having it. i was totally chewing bread.”
- marcornosis
a cross between a marlin, unicorn and pegasus. a marcornosis scurried through the forest.
- Speed Camera'd
when a guy in a girl’s face and takes a picture and then steals all her money. “that speed camera’d me last night and now i can’t afford to get coffee for a week!”
- shat dack
when you have -n-l s-x with a woman and get her diarrhea on your p-n-s. bob: “dude, jenny gave me a total shat dack last night.” jim: “i’d still tap that -ss.” guy1: “you’re such a shat dack.” guy2: “isn’t that when you get shat on your dack?”