creme brulee
1. tasty dessert
2. french’s most remarkable example regarding the parthenogenesis phenomenon of accents in common words.
creme brulee situation.
guy#1 (american) – do you guys write “créme brulée” or “creme brulée”?
guy#2 (french) – crème brûlée.
guy#1 – holy cr-p they’re multiplying.
a creme brulee (or for the fancy and correct – crème brûlée) occurs when you -j-c-l-t- in your partners mouth and they hold it without swallowing, then you throw pepper in their face until they sneeze and explode a spray of creme brulee all over you.
john blew in alice’s mouth then threw pepper in her face until alice sneezed an awesome creme brulee all over john’s happy waiting face.
the act of taking a sh-t without wiping your -ss and then letting it dry and harden on your cheeks before, later in the day, performing a subsequent sh-t that must break through the crusty layer to escape.
i was running late for work and didn’t have time to wipe so i decided to creme brulee it instead.
j-zzing on a girl’s face and then using a blowtorch to caramelize it.
man: my girl gave me some nice creme brulee last night. burnt her face up real good.
a dessert purchased by girly girls and on occasion, pink shirted men
girly girl: can i order a creme brulee
see above definition.
i had to floss after performing creme brulee on her
c-nn-l-ng-s through a scab. the receiving party should have a large scab covering their v-g-n-l opening. the partner performing the act pokes through the scab with his/her tongue, or chews through it with their teeth in order to perform oral s-x. swallowing the scab is optional.
i went down on zoe and much to my chagrin, a creme brulee was in order to finish the act.
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