crentist
a really good dentist who has a special quick-dry bonding for emergency crown repair.
michael: sounds like a good dentist.
dwight: oh yeah…
michael: what’s his name?
dwight: crentist.
michael: your dentist’s name is crentist?
dwight: yeah…
michael: huh… sounds a lot like dentist.
dwight: maybe that’s why he became a dentist.
a really bad dentist. or someone cleaning your teeth that isn’t trained.
sometimes i open my mouth to let my cat sniff it. and then he licks it. stupid crentist.
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