crepe myrtle
creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,”i’m so happy to see you” mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.
jen, did you see harold gawk at you when you dropped. your keys?
yeah….total crepe myrtle. …ewwww.
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