crepes

‘fly’ trainers generally used in hip hop slang. gotta be swish though – not brogues
yo check ma hot new crepes!
a french dish,called pancake in the uk,in central europe palach-nka
the ingredients:
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 eggs
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup water
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons b-tter, melted

preparation:
mix all the ingredients into a batter.
pour the thin liquid batter onto a hot frying pan or flat circular hot plate, often with a trace of b-tter or oil spread out evenly across the pan’s surface.spread the batter all over the pan. then flip it once,then serve it

serving:
usually they are folded or rolled
you can eat it as a meal with meat,eggs,ham,spinach,… or you can eat it as a dessert with jam,ice cream,nutella,bananas,…
sugar,maple syrup,lemon juice,whipped cream are popular toppings for crêpes
person 1:dude,what are you making?
person 2:pancakes
person 1:aren’t those crêpes?
person 2:we call it pancakes
the most incredible food possibly know to man. it is an extreme blast of deliciousness in your mouth with a surprise of delectable insides. either choclate, jelly, sugar, cinnamon, or whatever else you can think of. best if eaten in switzerland
oh man,this hazelnut crepe is amazing!!
thin, pancake-like french pastries that go good with fruit and whipped cream.
“i’m making craypes.”
“its pr-nounced crepes.”
“whatever.”
charles nicholson –
charles nicholson “i love being a major crepe” “i am the general crepe” “i am the mother-f-cking crepe !!” “you crepeing bro?”
1. (n.) a condition of skin-yellowing, sagging, drying and wrinkling -ssociated with an aging woman’s body. most often the term “crepe” is used to describe the sagging, leathery skin comprising and surrounding a post-menopausal woman’s v-g-n-l, thigh and b-ttocks area.

the term is often used in a s-xual context; jack nicholson, an american actor famed for both his career in film and his s-xual promiscuity, coined the term in a published, 2006 interview with rolling stone magazine’s eric hedegaard in a cover story ent-tled “jack nicholson: a singular guy.”

below is a direct quotation from the segment of the interview where nicholson discusses his experience with older women:

“you know there’s certainly more than one person that i’ve seen maybe thirty years, intimately. unexpected by me. i have the normal things that people have. you know, mom sitting on the toilet, scared, ‘gee, you know, when you were little,’ or whatever that is. you know what i mean. ‘oh, am i going to be able to deal with crepe?’ or whatever the fears are.” –nicholson

note: a geriatric/older woman with liver spots covering her body would have “blueberry crepe” while a black woman would have “burnt crepe.”

2. (n.) a type of pancake commonly consumed in france, belgium and upscale bistros in the united states. not to be confused with an old lady’s saggy v-g-n-. generally has an accent over the first “e.”
guy 1: so how was that milf you took home from the club last night? i bet she was an animal in bed…

guy 2: i actually couldn’t get an erection once i saw her crepe.

guy 1: dude you’re gay, older women are hot.

guy 2: listen man, if you saw the yellow-brown, leathery, saggy v-g-n- i saw– you’d puke. it was crepe city!
1) a common misspellation of cr-p.
2) a baked thin thing, like a waffle, that you put sugar on.
1) person 1: man, i gotta take a crepe!
person 2: don’t you mean cr-p?
person 1: oh, yeah…
person 2: -b-tch slaps person 1 for being an idiot-
2) person 1: i just love crepes with sugar for breakfast!
person 2: man, you sick f-ck!
person 1: -b-tch slaps person 1 for being an idiot whose head is still in the 5th grade toilet-

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