Cresbian


1. noun: a creepy, crazy, or crusty lesbian.

2. a friendly term towards a h-m-s-xual crush

3. someone who is so hot you would go lesbian for even though you are absolutely strait.

4. a friend of the same s-x you care deeply about.
1. “i will punch that nasty cresbian in the face!”

2. what up my cresbian!

3. “mmmmmm leighton meester is so hot i’d be her cresbian in a heart beat!”

4. “best friend will you be my cresbian lover?”

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