crescent
abbreviation of “crescent fresh,” a term of excited approval pioneered on the 1990’s mtv sockpuppet show sifl and ollie. based on the slogan for pillsbury pop-and-bake dinner rolls, this phrase was used by “chester” as an ironic ’90’s variant of “fresh,” itself an ’80’s adjective of excited approval apparently derived from produce commercials — for instance, the tropicana orange juice commercial that featured olympic victor bruce jenner, saying: “tropicana pure premium — for me, it’s freshest.” notice that this implies that “freshness” is not an actual measurement of the time it takes a typical carton of product to market; “freshness” is now an interpretive category: “for me, it’s freshest.”
“oh sh-t, your tape is cress. the jams are crescent fresh. i’m playing it and i feel so crescent.”
to moon someone but just with your v-g-n-
since your -ss resembles a moon a v-g-n- is like a crescent
dude did u just see that that hot chick just crescent me
an odd shaped biscuit with a soft fluffy filling usually -ssociated with the ‘pillsberry dough boy’.
caring nutritionist- dont eat that crescent! it will make you fat
pillsberry dough boy- stfu.
an asian man trying to act white.
“dude, he just bought a versace shirt. that’s so crescent!”
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