Cression


a cram session…a cression.

a jam, slam, dunk, throwdown, droppin it in, stuff, cram, slam dunk session.

taken part by members of that bl–dy crew on the basketball court, it is a “lay-up line” in which all members throw down dirty&dope slams. only possible by teh 09 chills team because 12 members could dunk. the other 3 lob alley-oops.

origins by don at the rock, summer 2008.
“yo i’ma keep it a hunnit wit chu, dat was da best cression to date”

“i’m finna have a cression right after school.”

“yo, don’t invite that ab who can’t dunk to the cression.”

“chu do it yet guy? as in cression?”

“let’s bring dat wusscr-p mclos to the cression, no nations allowed.”

“that cression was dirty&dopeflysh-t brosix!”

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