Cresting

cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during s-x or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll c-m. like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.
man i was cresting for a long time before i finally tugged that sucker all over her face. on reflection i think she would’ve preferred a different wake-up call…
verb.

the act of squeezing sh-t out of one’s urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during -n-l s-x. the act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.
i leared that a huge downside to -n-l s-x was the possibility of cresting. who wants to have to sqeeze sh-t out of their p-n-s?
verb

the act of putting a dollop of toothpaste on the tip of the p-n-s and brushing another’s teeth with the p-n-s, as though it were a toothbrush.
as sid was cresting the girl, he advised, “make sure you get your molars!”
the act of people across america using crest toothpaste to brush their teeth in public places
“dude, did you see amanda cresting in the gas station??”
tickling your lover’s gooch with a long feather, specifically an ostrich feather, but other feathers will do.
sue loves it when tom crests her; she likes the peac-ck feather the most.

a-cresting i will go, a-cresting i will go, hi ho the dairy-o a-cresting i will go.
giving head while brushing the recipient’s teeth. used as a time saving device when running late for work.
we were cresting all morning