Creston
a man with extreme talent, a large p-n-s, and exceptionally good looks.
will mostly be seen with tons of hoes on his jock even though he is in a relationship, hardly ever single
d-mn, i wish i was creston.
sh-t bro, creston stole my girl.
creston, iowa is located about an hour and 15 minutes southwest of des moines, iowa.
it’s a town populated by about 7500 people. southwest community college is in the town, and is known for it’s music program, nursing program, as well as it’s sports. california is way better, but creston is alright. small town.
creston is a small town.
it snows in winter in creston.
creston is in iowa.
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