Creswell, Oregon


a boring, cold, little town in the lower parts of oregon. it’s good if you want to vacation in oregon for about a week. it’s really peaceful for a while, but if your not an elderly, it’ll just get straight up boring and you’ll wanna choke everyone in town. they’re schools aren’t the best. all filled with weirdos and horrible teachers. you’ll be lucky to find a handful of friends there. so, overall; creswell, oregon is not a very good town.
girl: heeyy! let’s go party in creswell, oregon!
friend: nahh, let’s go to portland! creswell’s boriiing!

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