cret
idiot, fool, short for cretin.
“oi you almost ran over that cat, you great cret!”
to ‘cret’ is to feel a desire/thirst/need (generally for cannabis). to be ‘creeted’ is to have had that need met; to be satisfied/contented. origin: east oxford, ’90s.
james: i cret for a zoot
amit: -produces baggy- bro, check the crystals in that sh-t!
james: that creets me
a person that is prude but all the hotties love him. many people are like this, as i know many. they usually have some f-cking stupid comeback when you make fun of their prudeness like, “do ya smell me dawg?!” or some other lame sh-t.
jamie: i’ll ask shawna out tonight, dawg.
chris: that’s what you said the first eight times.
jamie: i’m serious this time.
chris: oookay (sarcastically)
-next day-
chris: did you ask her out last night.
jamie: well… (a few lame–ss excuses later…)
chris: you’re a cret.
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