cretaphobia
the fear of almost all sea creatures that can do damage to anything because you don’t want to get stung by an eel and them bleed so much that a shark comes and tears off your leg and them you are left to die with the ocean salt to burn your open wound.
help! help! i have an open wound and i can’t swim with out a leg! i have cretaphobia!
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