creud
1) the act of receiving a barrage of profanities following a routine post on tha mike.com
2) the glowing sensation one feels following -n-l s-x with farm animals
“dude, i think you just got creud”
“man, i just got crued. now my -ss feels like it is on fire”
“you don’t smell too bad for a fat chick. wanna creu?”
to sissify in disguise of over machismo. to make a w-nkwit of oneself.
“oh man, i’ve just drank 40 beers. i’m totally crued.”
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