crevice cruncher
a person with a fetish for oral s-x on women or the act of m-ff diving by one woman on another. often used as an insult.
“you are such a crevice cruncher alex”
“did you see that vidio of sarah giving marie a good creace crunching last night…it was beautiful”
“do you want to partic-p-te in the act of crevice crumching tonight dear?”
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