cridick
a person who criticizes something, but acts like a d-ck about it.
dennis acted like such a crid-ck when he kept saying that the movie sucked because it didn’t have any s-x scenes.
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- Otte
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- socksersise
a workout that consists of changing ones socks up to 30 times per day to stretch out hamstrings and probably strengthen abs. girl: wow. your legs look amazing! do you work out? boy: i socksersise. landlord: what is the ruckus up there?! resident: i am socksersising! landlord: i’m calling the police!
- picking turnips
the act of zac fox taking a turnip out of the ground and shoving it in places. zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his -rs-.
- hoof stomping
someone who tries to bully and take control of a situation. especially an overweight and insecure person. “his ex wife tried to hoof stomp his new girlfriend.” “he/she started hoof stomping to get his/her way.”