crief
craic thief
a person who has no personality and therefore steals other peoples mannerism, wit, stories or banter in order to fit in and seem cool. similar to a swacker.
plural: criefs
a bunch of dudes were on a trip and came up with a slogan for it calling it vulgaria. it is strictly used by the guys who were there as they were the only people who witnessed the debauchery. a guy who was not on the holiday keeps reminissing about storys that happened as if he was there but he wasnt.
loser: me mate done banged two wh-r-s in an alley in vulgaria it was so funny
girl:that sounds crazy
dude: you werent even there you crief
raised brevity, derived from combination of hilly and meaning deduction relating to brief
bit of reactionary crief, not so, chief.
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