crime dog
crime dog, in the context of mcgruff the crime dog.
1)verb. to observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.
person 1 to person 2: “the instructions say to do it this way.”
person 2: (ignornant) “no, this is the right way”
person 3: (after verification) “whoa! person1 just totally crime dogged person2!”
1 more definition
f-cking a girls mouth very roughly while she is lying on her back. popularized by baseball superstar fred mcgriff
jay crime dogged emily while myles watched and cried
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