crime scene

having s-x when with a girl on her period. the sheets are bl–dy.
last night you left a h-ll of a crime scene in my bed. my sheets are tie-dyed.
the back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru – littered with half eaten burgers and french fries….
what the h-ll? the back of the bryan’s truck is a crime scene!

yea, we hit white castle at 3 am coming home from downtwon….
a place where there is lots of visible evidence of the presence of a filthy tart that has come on and doesn’t clean up after herself. whether this be bedsheets soaked in menstral blood, or more common to find, a ladies loo with pints of blood on the walls, bog and floor and bl–dy bog roll blocking the bog itself.
that sk-nky hoe h-lla left a crime scene in the bog last night. i bet she’s got a minge like a bullet wound.
when you are having s-x with a girl with the lights off and you think she is super wet for you, but then when it’s over you get up and turn on the lights, and it looks like someone was murdered in your bed because she was on her period. csi in that bed!
last night i was boning emily and and i thought she was super wet, but then when i turned on the lights it looked like a crime scene.
a crude form of explaining ones private parts.
“baby, come over later, and we can examine each other’s crime-scenes…. and possibly do a little crime-scene clean-up!”
what a chick would say instead of “rubbing one out” when it’s that time of the month.
that was one h-ll of a crime scene. i’m so relaxed now, i think i’ll take a nap.
when you are having s-x and choking a girl to enhance her -rg-sm but accidently choke her too long and she suffocates. instead of stopping you blow your load on her face leaving your dna evidence for the police. if she does not die it’s called attempted murder.
dude i was having s-x with this girl and i turned it into a crime scene. will you post bail for me?

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