crimmed
an impossible enigma uncovered in the marketplace.
you purchase a dvd and upon opening the cover you discover there is no dvd. you have been crimmed. you -ssemble a bicycle only to discover the chain will not go on, so you have to return it and -ssemble another. you have been crimmed.
you hear things like…
– let me get my manager.
– i’m so sorry for the inconvenience.
– i’ve been with the company for 20 years and i’ve never seen this happen before. crimmed!
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