Crimpso
ashley schembri’s version and name for a giraffe.
a long neck animal living in the heats of africa.
the female pregnancy often takes 15 months to have a baby, every 2 years.
they eat foliage, and can grow up to 20 ft. they p–p out hundreds of circular p–ps!
i went to the zoo and saw crimpsos.
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