cringe monkey
slapping an un-erect p-n-s repeatedly either side of a sleeping partners face, so they wake rubbing their eyes like the ‘cringe monkey’ emoji
i couldn’t sleep, so i gave her a cringe monkey to wake her up for a blowy
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