Cringey Flirty Banter
a term used for flirting over public text that induces vomit to others. cringey flirty banter is used by both s-xes when they think they are being sweet or romantic, yet to an outsider it’s purely sickening. various types of cfb can be defined to a particular offenders initials.
‘kristy rc has had the best weekend ever thanks to her extra special friends, you know who you are, love ya’ – defined as cl-ssic kristy rc cringey flirty banter (krccfb)
‘can’t wait to snuggle up to you my airy, fairy beary, you silly sausage, paw paw, wuv woo snuggle monster’ – hb cringey flirty banter (hbcfb)
‘i think i’ve got to dump this guy, he’s just used some shocking cringey flirty banter in his text’.
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