Cringlish
corporate-english: corporate buzz words that dumb people use to sound important in a place of business. usually oblivious to the user and annoying to the people around them. frequently used by brownnosers and douche bags.
“we’re going to maximize outtake through synergizing our paradigm and reaching out to our colleagues to realign our focus without having to reach for the low hanging fruit. we will touch base with our results going forward.”
“will you stop with the f-cking cringlish you brown nosing douchebag!”
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