cripers
origin from european descent
1. (n) terminology used to express fear, exasperation and distress towards overly ripened fruit
2. (v) to live in morrow 204 and clean morrow 205’s bathroom on a regular basis
“cripers! i have become emotionally attached to my pears and i fear they will rot.”
“yo man! jill and the rest of her suite are great at cripering! our toilet smells like lemon and binukboot!”
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